Here’s where I’ve been/What I’ve been doing:

• My storytimes have started again and I love my kids. Except, like, two of them. But my babies are ever-so-sweet.
• Stephen and I have hosted myriad house guests. Upcoming on the calendar: I.R.C. Graham, Gabriele Shana Fiore and soon to make a home with us is miss Silena Smith-Shamey.
• We’ve been unpacking/getting our lives back on a steady track.
• Public Transit makes me sleepy at night.
• I still hate Sarah Palin.
• I am getting my haircut today.
• My hamster got lost in the apartment. Twice. In the same day. But was found both times nestling in Stephen and mine’s clothing. Taylor said that he smelled us, which is an infinitely sweeter line of logic than mine of “he wanted to shit all over our stuff.”
• Today Stephen locked himself out of the apartment and in a most hilarious feat found a phone to call me so I could drive home and let him back in. This story almost tops the “could’ve been funniest story ever” that I don’t think I have the right to tell you about because as he informed me this morning, if it had actually happened,  he would have shot himself to save face.
• We got some bitchin’ furniture.
• We get TV on Monday! Hooray.
• For once, I’m actually thankful for not being rich and have all of my money invested in the stock market.
• I have pet toads at the library that have sex. A lot.
• Today is Kellie’s birthday at Skyline Tavern.
• I would really like an over-sized papasan chair.
• This list has lost focus.