(Stolen from Stephen’s Facebook Note)

Back in “the golden age,” there was an official black-list of books that Roman Catholics were generally not allowed to read. Our fading imprimatur and nihil obstat comprise, at least to me, the only concrete vestige of the Index. In the spirit of turning everything on its head, we will make our own index of not only books, but anything experiential–permitted or prohibited. These are the things we will do:list

  1. The zoo
  2. CREATION MUSEUM
  3. Bodies exhibit
  4. A new William Golding book
  5. Nighttime sky satellite hunting (very serious business)
  6. The Gorge
  7. Discover oil. An ocean of it. Under our feet.
  8. See Death Cab for Cutie in June
  9. Flea market
  10. Stormchasing
  11. The Snowman (film)
  12. Beetlejuice (film)
  13. Ashes and Snow (Film/Exhibit)
  14. Reds Game (for the view)
  15. Florence Freedom game (For fandom, William Wallace style FREEDOM, and raw, unapologetic, one-track american nationalism, including BEER.)
  16. Savages (film)
  17. Don’t kill Stephen’s or anyone else’s buzz
  18. O Canada!
  19. Fire deadly weapons
  20. “Pilgrimage” to Salvation Mountain
  21. Latin Mass
  22. Kentucky Derby. This year. Do you think you should wear a hat? Also, burgoo, Derby Pie, Mint Juleps.
  23. Habitual euchre
  24. Kite making
  25. Looking forward a bit, the Boar’s Head and Yule Log Festival. Very neat.
  26. Grass (documentary)
  27. Bowksi Fest!
  28. The Holy Land
  29. Ikea
  30. Photos photos photos!
  31. Art Museum
  32. BugFest
  33. The Dark Knight at Florence De LUX
  34. Habitual Farmers’ Marketing
  35. Have a baby/Siberian Dwarf Hamster
  36. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
  37. Picnic in the park
  38. Butterflies
  39. Finley Market
  40. Jungle Jim’s
  41. The Graaaaand Lebowski (AKA- The Grand Canyon)
  42. Covington
  43. Togetherness on the bus
  44. Basketball
  45. Mini golf
  46. Christmas at the Cathedral.
  47. Bowling (But sure as hell not on Shomer fucking Shabbos!
  48. Goetta Fest